If this is the first time you make a booking at Bastard Café, we recommend that you read our booking FAQ page. It will give you the answers to 99% of all of your questions about how and what booking at Bastard Café is like.
Otherwise go straight ahead and book in the form below.
We know the booking system is incredibly slow. It can take up 5 minutes to verify that seats are available throughout your requested booking, so please be patient.
If you can’t choose a start time and/or an end time when booking or you get the message “This block cannot be booked”, (even though it looks like there are seats available) then you have to book for another time that day, for fewer people or an entirely other day. This is often the case for Friday, Saturday and Sunday the closer you get to the weekend before you book.
If you get any other error message, try to reload the web page or try in another browser.
Yes, our current systems way of showing availability is super not intuitive. We are working on getting a better system. Sorry for the inconvenience.
If you get the message: “We weren’t able to get that information. Please try again.” it means, try again. It does work.
Regardless, it is not possible to book a table via phone or e-mail.
If this is the first time you make a booking at Bastard Café, we recommend that you read our booking FAQ page. It will give you the answers to 99% of all of your questions about how and what booking at Bastard Café is like.
Otherwise go straight ahead and book in the form below.