We live on the ground floor of Valby Kulturhus sharing the house with a lot of local activists and organisations. Bastard Café Valby combines board games, culture and local community in a uniquely relaxed setting.

Known for its family-friendly atmosphere, popular breakfast bingo events every other saturday and extensive selection of craft beers and ciders, Valby offers a slower pace without sacrificing the Bastard spirit.

In addition to several free weekly events, Bastard Café Valby’s Tipsy Tuesday offers 30% off all drink orders from 5pm to 7pm and Breakfast Bingo every other week (please remember to book your spot!)

Check our event calendar: bastardcafe.dk/calendar

Food safety reports: https://www.findsmiley.dk/1357039

Opening Hours

Monday – Wednesday

12:00 - 22:00

Thursday

12:00 - 00:00

Friday

12:00 - 00:00

Saturday

10:00 - 01:00

Sunday

10:00 - 22:00

We’re open all days of the year, except Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Second Day of Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and New Year’s Day.