We live on the ground floor of Valby Kulturhus sharing the house with a lot of local activists and organisations, just enter through the door.
Food safety reports: https://www.findsmiley.dk/1357039
Opening Hours
- Monday – Thursday
- 12:00 - 00:00
- Friday
- 12:00 - 01:00
- Saturday
- 10:00 - 01:00
- Sunday
- 10:00 - 00:00
We’re open all days of the year, except Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Second Day of Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and New Year’s Day.
Hot Drinks
- Fluffy Coffee (Latte / Cappuccino)
- 40 DKK
- Double Espresso
- 28 DKK
- Flat White
- 35 DKK
- Americano
- 30 DKK
- Cortado
- 35 DKK
- Quality Filter Coffee
- 26 DKK
- - Quality Filter Coffee Refill
- 18 DKK
- Tea (Østerlandsk Thehus)
- 30 DKK
- Chai Latte (Østerlandsk Thehus)
- 40 DKK
- Cocoa & Hot Chocolate
- 48 DKK
- Ice Coffee
- 42 DKK
Beer
- Carlsberg/Tuborg Classic (Bottle)
- 30 DKK
- Special Offer – “4 Friends” (4 x Carlsberg/Tuborg Classic)
- 100 DKK
- Flying Couch beer (Can)
- 60 DKK
- Ale 16 / Guld Tuborg (Bottle)
- 40 DKK
- Thy Øko Humle (Bottle)
- 40 DKK
- Imports & Microbrews (Bottle)
- 45-65 DKK
- Real Cider (Bottle)
- 65 DKK
- Tuborg Classic (Tap)
- 50 DKK
- Kronenbourg Blanc (Tap)
- 60 DKK
- Brewmaster IPA
- 55 DKK
Hot Food
- Nachos With Cheese, Jalapeños & Dip
- 79 DKK
- Nachos With Cheese, Jalapeños & Dip + Chicken
- 99 DKK
- Basket Of Fries
- 40 - 50 DKK
- Cthulhu Rings (Squid Rings With Salt & Lemon)
- 55 DKK
- Nuggets (no meat - just crispy)
- 55 DKK
- Chicken Minion Toast (chicken & bacon)
- 55 DKK
- Tuna Meltdown (tuna and crunchy greens)
- 55 DKK
- Tripple Truffle Cheese Toast (portobello and lots of cheese)
- 55 DKK
- The Meaty Mightball (toast with meatball, cheese & jalapeños)
- 55 DKK
- Weekend Breakfast Plate (Croissant, Boiled egg, Fruit, Yoghurt w. Muesli and Strawberries, Bread, Hot Drink + Juice)
- 100 DKK
- Weekend Breakfast Plate + gaming for 1 person
- 125 DKK
Soda
- Soda/Lemonade
- 29 - 37 DKK
Spirits (4cl)
- All Drinks
- 70 - 80 DKK
- Special Offer - "Seeing Double" - 2 x Drinks
- 120 - 140 DKK
- Pretty good Rum or Whisky
- 65 DKK
Wine
- A Bottle of Red, White or Rosé
- 199 - 249 DKK
- Glass of Red, White or Rosé
- 45 - 65 DKK
- A Bottle of Bubbles
- 249 DKK
Snacks
- Popcorn In A Bag
- 25 DKK
- Cake of the Day
- 37 DKK
- Nuts
- 28 DKK
- Chips
- 28 DKK
- Cookie
- 25 DKK
- Sweets
- 15 DKK
Take It Home
- Bastard T-Shirt
- 199 DKK
- Igor Plushie
- 199 DKK
- Bastard Hoodie
- 399 DKK
- Bastard Playing Cards
- 40 DKK
- Bastard Yatzy
- 50 DKK
Gaming
- Membership (Free Play For 1 Year for you + one guest)
- 150 DKK
- Single Day (1 Person 1 Day)
- 30 DKK
- Under 13's
- 0 DKK
Reservations
- Reservation per person per hour
- 25 DKK
- Reservation (for children under 13) per person per hour
- 10 DKK
- Reservation per person per hour (membership discount - only the booker needs to be a member)
- 15 DKK
- Reservation (for children under 13) per person per hour (membership discount - only the booker needs to be a member)
- 6 DKK