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Welcome to the Bastard booking page.

A booking at Bastard Café lasts 3 hours and includes free access to all of our 5500+ games and a drink voucher for selected items in the bar.


  • 75 DKK per adult
  • 30 DKK per child (Ages 12 and younger).

If you have an active membership (and are logged in) there is a 40% discount on the entire booking fee. Get your membership (or renew it) here.

If this is the first time you make a booking at Bastard Café, we recommend that you read our booking FAQ page.

Otherwise go straight ahead and book in one of our two places, by clicking one of the buttons below.

Click the red button below

Click the red button below

If you still have any questions after having read the FAQ, please send an email to [email protected] and we’ll answer as fast possible.


Step 1 -> Choose locationStep 6 -> Confirm
Step 2 -> Choose amount of people, date and start & end timeStep 7 -> Click “Add reservation to cart”
Step 3 (OPTIONAL) -> Write a message to the bartenders Step 8 -> Click ”Check out”
Step 4 (OPTIONAL) -> Choose dedicated gurusStep 9 -> Fill out billing information and accept Terms and Condition. Click “Place order”
Step 5 (OPTIONAL) -> Write a message to the dedicated gurusStep 10 -> Check your mailbox (including your spam folder) for the confrmation mail (which is also the receipt/invoice).
If no mail, then your booking have probably not gone through. Try again.