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SUMMARY:Murderous Monday - IN VALBY!
DESCRIPTION:Trust no one. \nJoin us for a night of social deduction with WOLFLORD\, where players must bluff\, accuse and outsmart each other to survive. \nExpect strategy\, deception and plenty of dramatic accusations. \nFree event. \n📍 Valby Kulturhus\, Valgårdsvej 4\, 2500 København
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/murderous-monday-in-valby-3/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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ORGANIZER;CN="Bastard Caf%C3%A9":MAILTO:contact@bastardcafe.dk
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260414T180000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260414T210000
DTSTAMP:20260527T021503
CREATED:20260325T202218Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260511T084546Z
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SUMMARY:MM Special: Blood on the Clocktower - IN VALBY
DESCRIPTION:Blood on the Clocktower is a bluffing game enjoyed by 5 to 20 players on opposing teams of Good and Evil\, overseen by a Storyteller player who conducts the action and makes crucial decisions. \nEach character comes with their own special ability and no two players in a game are ever the same character.\nWe will decide based on attendance which scripts we play\, and how many rounds. \nThe event is hosted by Lars & Helle. \nThere is no admission and no membership requirement. If you have questions about the game\, feel free to contact the gamemasters by posting in the discussion tab. \nWe will be in Spillaboratoriet\, upstairs in Valby Kulturhus
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/mm-special-blood-on-the-clocktower-in-valby-2/2026-04-14/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260411T100000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260411T130000
DTSTAMP:20260527T021503
CREATED:20260325T175940Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260325T180737Z
UID:10001457-1775901600-1775912400@bastardcafe.dk
SUMMARY:Breakfast Bingo – IN VALBY!
DESCRIPTION:Join us for a cozy morning of breakfast and bingo! \nFor 125 kr you get an awesome breakfast consisting of croissant\, boiled egg\, fruit\, yoghurt with muesli and strawberries\, bread\, juice\, coffee or tea. \nYou will get up to five bingo cards for free. \nYou will have a chance to win some sweet bastard swag and game prizes kindly donated by our friends from Asmodee Nordics\, Spilbræt \, & Sidekick Games. \nAfter the bingo rounds you’re welcome to stay and play games. \nFamily friendly event. Suitable for everyone. \n Valby Kulturhus\, Valgårdsvej 4\, 2500 København \nBook your spot in advance here: https://bastardcafe.dk/product/breakfast-bingo-11th-april/?swcfpc=1
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/breakfast-bingo-in-valby-3/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260406T190000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260406T220000
DTSTAMP:20260527T021503
CREATED:20260325T183446Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260427T091527Z
UID:10001722-1775502000-1775512800@bastardcafe.dk
SUMMARY:Murderous Monday - IN VALBY!
DESCRIPTION:Trust no one. \nJoin us for a night of social deduction with WOLFLORD\, where players must bluff\, accuse and outsmart each other to survive. \nExpect strategy\, deception and plenty of dramatic accusations. \nFree event. \n📍 Valby Kulturhus\, Valgårdsvej 4\, 2500 København
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/murderous-monday-in-valby-2/2026-04-06/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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ORGANIZER;CN="Bastard Caf%C3%A9":MAILTO:contact@bastardcafe.dk
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260401T180000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260401T210000
DTSTAMP:20260527T021503
CREATED:20260325T181810Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260406T093503Z
UID:10001721-1775066400-1775077200@bastardcafe.dk
SUMMARY:Let's Play Metal Games! 1589 - IN VALBY
DESCRIPTION:Come and play metal games with us!\nThis time: 1589.\n1589 is a co-operative game in which players must lead the Powerwolf in a desperate quest to save an innocent girl from a false accusation and a terrible fate before the hour of Vespers (that is\, within eight game turns). They will gather evidence of the Prior’s fanaticism\, act from the shadows to sabotage the execution — by extinguishing torches or stealing bundles — lure the witch hunter away from the pyre by drawing him into the forest\, and sway the Pure to return to their homes\, convincing them of the girl’s innocence.\nBut beware as both the Pure and the witch hunter are deeply suspicious. Any false step may reveal the Powerwolf as accomplices to the accused…and earn them a place at the stake!
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/lets-play-metal-games-1589-in-valby/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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ORGANIZER;CN="Bastard Caf%C3%A9":MAILTO:contact@bastardcafe.dk
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260330T180000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260330T210000
DTSTAMP:20260527T021503
CREATED:20260325T201627Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260325T201627Z
UID:10001720-1774893600-1774904400@bastardcafe.dk
SUMMARY:Unmatched! - IN VALBY!
DESCRIPTION:Come play Unmatched with us!It’s free and we will tell you the rules.\nUnmatched is a highly asymmetrical miniature fighting game for two or four players. Each hero is represented by a unique deck designed to evoke their style and legend. Tactical movement and no-luck combat resolution create a unique play experience that rewards expertise\, but just when you’ve mastered one set\, new heroes arrive to provide all new match-ups.
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/unmatched-in-valby-2/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260328T100000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260328T130000
DTSTAMP:20260527T021503
CREATED:20260325T175711Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260325T180450Z
UID:10001456-1774692000-1774702800@bastardcafe.dk
SUMMARY:Breakfast Bingo – IN VALBY!
DESCRIPTION:Join us for a cozy morning of breakfast and bingo! \nFor 125 kr you get an awesome breakfast consisting of croissant\, boiled egg\, fruit\, yoghurt with muesli and strawberries\, bread\, juice\, coffee or tea. \nYou will get up to five bingo cards for free. \nYou will have a chance to win some sweet bastard swag and game prizes kindly donated by our friends from Asmodee Nordics\, Spilbræt \, & Sidekick Games. \nAfter the bingo rounds you’re welcome to stay and play games. \nFamily friendly event. Suitable for everyone. \n Valby Kulturhus\, Valgårdsvej 4\, 2500 København \nBook your spot in advance here: https://bastardcafe.dk/product/bastard-breakfast-bingo-28th-march/?swcfpc=1
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/breakfast-bingo-in-valby-2/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260324T180000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260324T210000
DTSTAMP:20260527T021503
CREATED:20260311T163558Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260311T163558Z
UID:10001446-1774375200-1774386000@bastardcafe.dk
SUMMARY:Let's Play Zen Garden - IN VALBY!
DESCRIPTION:Come play Zen Garden with us!\nIt’s free and we will tell you the rules. \nAn Emperor’s life is stressful and full of tough decisions. He absolutely needs a place of solace where he can relax and recover. A beautiful garden filled with paths\, statues\, and flora is just what he needs. \nIn Zen Garden\, the players assume the role of architects working to build the most beautiful garden for the Emperor. To do this\, they need to pay careful attention to the Emperor’s preferences\, while trying to stay one step ahead of the competition. \nA turn in Zen Garden is simple: The first player selects one tile from the selection board\, pays its cost\, then adds it to their garden adjacent to a previously placed tile. Each player does this\, then the board is refilled and a new starting player begins the next turn.
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/lets-play-zen-garden-in-valby/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260323T190000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260323T220000
DTSTAMP:20260527T021503
CREATED:20260311T163829Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260311T163829Z
UID:10001447-1774292400-1774303200@bastardcafe.dk
SUMMARY:Murderous Monday - IN VALBY!
DESCRIPTION:Trust no one. \nJoin us for a night of social deduction with WOLFLORD\, where players must bluff\, accuse and outsmart each other to survive. \nExpect strategy\, deception and plenty of dramatic accusations. \nFree event. \n📍 Valby Kulturhus\, Valgårdsvej 4\, 2500 København
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/murderous-monday-in-valby/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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ORGANIZER;CN="Bastard Caf%C3%A9":MAILTO:contact@bastardcafe.dk
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260318T180000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260318T200000
DTSTAMP:20260527T021503
CREATED:20260311T152349Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260311T152511Z
UID:10001444-1773856800-1773864000@bastardcafe.dk
SUMMARY:Let's Play Quacks - IN VALBY!
DESCRIPTION:Come play Quacks with us!\nIt’s free and we will tell you the rules. \nIn Quacks\, which was first released as The Quacks of Quedlinburg\, players are charlatans\, or quack doctors\, each making their own secret brew by adding ingredients one at a time. Take care with what you add\, though\, for a pinch too much of this or that will spoil the whole mixture! \nEach player has their own bag of ingredient chips. During each round\, they simultaneously draw chips from their bags and add them to their pots. The higher the face value of the drawn chip\, the further it is placed in the pot’s swirling pattern\, increasing how much the potion will be worth. Push your luck as far as you can\, but if you add too many cherry bombs\, your pot will explode! \nAt the end of each round\, players gain victory points and coins to spend on new ingredients\, depending on how well they managed to fill up their pots. But players whose pots have exploded must choose points or coins\, not both! The player with the most victory points at the end of nine rounds wins the game. \n📍 Valby Kulturhus\, Valgårdsvej 4\, 2500 København
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/lets-play-quacks-in-valby/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260317T180000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260317T220000
DTSTAMP:20260527T021503
CREATED:20260311T145937Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260311T145937Z
UID:10001443-1773770400-1773784800@bastardcafe.dk
SUMMARY:MM Special: Blood on the Clocktower - IN VALBY
DESCRIPTION:Blood on the Clocktower is a bluffing game enjoyed by 5 to 20 players on opposing teams of Good and Evil\, overseen by a Storyteller player who conducts the action and makes crucial decisions. \nEach character comes with their own special ability and no two players in a game are ever the same character.\nWe will decide based on attendance which scripts we play\, and how many rounds. \nThe event is hosted by Lars & Helle. \nThere is no admission and no membership requirement. If you have questions about the game\, feel free to contact the gamemasters by posting in the discussion tab. \nWe will be in Spillaboratoriet\, upstairs in Valby Kulturhus
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/mm-special-blood-on-the-clocktower-in-valby/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260317T180000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260317T210000
DTSTAMP:20260527T021503
CREATED:20260311T170051Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260311T171628Z
UID:10001449-1773770400-1773781200@bastardcafe.dk
SUMMARY:Let's Play Hot Streak - in NØRREBRO
DESCRIPTION:Learn a new game without reading the rules. \nAt Let’s Play\, our Game Gurus introduce one specific board game and guide you through the first round. Just sit down\, learn the game\, and start playing. \nPerfect if you want to try something new without the rulebook. \nFree event. Suitable for everyone. \n📍 Borgmestervangen 21\, 2200 København N
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/lets-play-hot-streak-in-norrebro/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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ORGANIZER;CN="Bastard Caf%C3%A9":MAILTO:contact@bastardcafe.dk
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260314T100000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/Copenhagen:20260314T130000
DTSTAMP:20260527T021503
CREATED:20260311T142812Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260311T145654Z
UID:10001442-1773482400-1773493200@bastardcafe.dk
SUMMARY:Breakfast Bingo - IN VALBY!
DESCRIPTION:Join us for a cozy morning of breakfast and bingo! \nFor 125 kr you get an awesome breakfast consisting of croissant\, boiled egg\, fruit\, yoghurt with muesli and strawberries\, bread\, juice\, coffee or tea. \nYou will get up to five bingo cards for free. \nYou will have a chance to win some sweet bastard swag and game prizes kindly donated by our friends from Asmodee Nordics\, Spilbræt \, & Sidekick Games. \nAfter the bingo rounds you’re welcome to stay and play games. \nFamily friendly event. Suitable for everyone. \n📍 Valby Kulturhus\, Valgårdsvej 4\, 2500 København \nBook your spot in advance here: https://bastardcafe.dk/product/bastard-breakfast-bingo-14th-march/
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/breakfast-bingo-in-valby/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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ORGANIZER;CN="Bastard Caf%C3%A9":MAILTO:contact@bastardcafe.dk
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