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SUMMARY:Mildly Serious Sunday: CLANKs - in NØRREBRO
DESCRIPTION:Come play CLANK! with us!\nIt’s free and we will tell you the rules. \nClank! is a deck-building game. Each player has their own deck\, and building yours up is part of playing the game. You start each of your turns with five cards in your hand\, and you’ll play them all in any order you choose. Most cards will generate resources\, of which there are three different kinds: \nSkill\, which is used to acquire new cards for your deck.\nSwords\, which are used to fight the monsters that infest the dungeon.\nBoots\, which are used to move around the board. \nWe plan to play both Clank! and Clank! In Space. \n📍 Borgmestervangen 21\, 2200 København N \n 
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/mildly-serious-sunday-clanks-in-norrebro/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Nørrebro\, Borgmestervangen 21\, Copenhagen N\, 2200\, Denmark
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SUMMARY:Let's Play Quacks - IN VALBY!
DESCRIPTION:Come play Quacks with us!\nIt’s free and we will tell you the rules. \nIn Quacks\, which was first released as The Quacks of Quedlinburg\, players are charlatans\, or quack doctors\, each making their own secret brew by adding ingredients one at a time. Take care with what you add\, though\, for a pinch too much of this or that will spoil the whole mixture! \nEach player has their own bag of ingredient chips. During each round\, they simultaneously draw chips from their bags and add them to their pots. The higher the face value of the drawn chip\, the further it is placed in the pot’s swirling pattern\, increasing how much the potion will be worth. Push your luck as far as you can\, but if you add too many cherry bombs\, your pot will explode! \nAt the end of each round\, players gain victory points and coins to spend on new ingredients\, depending on how well they managed to fill up their pots. But players whose pots have exploded must choose points or coins\, not both! The player with the most victory points at the end of nine rounds wins the game. \n📍 Valby Kulturhus\, Valgårdsvej 4\, 2500 København
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/lets-play-quacks-in-valby/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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SUMMARY:MM Special: Blood on the Clocktower - IN VALBY
DESCRIPTION:Blood on the Clocktower is a bluffing game enjoyed by 5 to 20 players on opposing teams of Good and Evil\, overseen by a Storyteller player who conducts the action and makes crucial decisions. \nEach character comes with their own special ability and no two players in a game are ever the same character.\nWe will decide based on attendance which scripts we play\, and how many rounds. \nThe event is hosted by Lars & Helle. \nThere is no admission and no membership requirement. If you have questions about the game\, feel free to contact the gamemasters by posting in the discussion tab. \nWe will be in Spillaboratoriet\, upstairs in Valby Kulturhus
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/mm-special-blood-on-the-clocktower-in-valby/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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SUMMARY:Let's Play Hot Streak - in NØRREBRO
DESCRIPTION:Learn a new game without reading the rules. \nAt Let’s Play\, our Game Gurus introduce one specific board game and guide you through the first round. Just sit down\, learn the game\, and start playing. \nPerfect if you want to try something new without the rulebook. \nFree event. Suitable for everyone. \n📍 Borgmestervangen 21\, 2200 København N
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/lets-play-hot-streak-in-norrebro/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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SUMMARY:Monday Matchup - in HUSET
DESCRIPTION:Looking for people to play with? We’ve got you. \nCome alone or bring a friend and our Game Gurus will match you with other players and introduce a game. If you arrive as a big group\, expect to be split up\, it’s part of the fun. \nFree event. Suitable for everyone. \n📍 Huset Kulturhus\, Rådhusstræde 13\, 1466 København K
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/monday-matchup-in-huset-2/2026-03-16/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Huset\, Rådhusstræde 13\, Copenhagen\, 1466\, Denmark
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SUMMARY:Let's Paint Miniature Figurines! - IN NØRREBRO
DESCRIPTION:Come join the Bastard Café Game Gurus as we try to make little plastic miniature figurines pretty! Thanks to the generosity of Denmark’s own Army Painter\, our friends at Faraos Cigarer\, and the cool people at One Page Rules\, we have some excellent paints and miniature figures to share so you can try painting minis with us! \nRemember to wear clothes that you don’t mind getting paint on.\nBring your own miniatures\, we have the paint and brushes.\nIf you don’t have any miniatures\, you can get a demo miniature\, you can paint and take home with you. \nNote that none of our game gurus are expert painters. Most of us are not expert anythings. We’ll give you some tips and suggestions\, but this is mostly a fun hangout\, not a formal class. That’s why it’s free. Come nerd out with us! \nAbout The Army Painter\nhttps://thearmypainter.com/\nThe Army Painter was founded by Bo Penstoft and Jonas Færing in 2007 right here in Denmark. The Army Painter believes that playing games with painted miniatures is more fun and immersive. Painter miniatures brings the battles fought and narratives forged to life right in front of you on the gaming table! The Army Painter was founded to help gamers of all types have more fun playing by providing high-quality products\, that are affordably priced\, and perfect for the job. Everything they do is designed to make painting fun\, easy\, and fast. \nAbout Faraos Cigarer\nhttps://www.faraos.dk/\nFaraos Cigarer is a nerd’s paradise. They are Denmark’s leading retailer of comics\, board games\, card games\, action figures\, role-playing games\, anime\, manga\, merchandise and live role-playing games. Faraos Cigarer has nine stores spread across Aarhus\, Odense\, Copenhagen and Lyngby\, and in each location\, you will find people with years of experience within different categories to help you find exactly what you are looking for. Their extensive expertise and enthusiasm means that they can help you find new inspiration\, knowledge and angles into whichever nerdy area you are passionate about. \nAbout One Page Rules\nhttps://onepagerules.com/\nOPR’s mission is to make the most breathtaking miniatures and most accessible tabletop games in the world. With the help of their supporters and Patreon subscribers\, their team of professional sculptors and artists creates hundreds of miniatures every year. They also are the creators of vivid tabletop wargames like Grimdark Future and Age of Fantasy. Their detailed\, imaginative models can be purchased premade or you can 3D print them at home. \n📍 Borgmestervangen 21\, 2200 København N
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/lets-paint-miniature-figurines-in-norrebro/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Nørrebro\, Borgmestervangen 21\, Copenhagen N\, 2200\, Denmark
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SUMMARY:Breakfast Bingo - IN VALBY!
DESCRIPTION:Join us for a cozy morning of breakfast and bingo! \nFor 125 kr you get an awesome breakfast consisting of croissant\, boiled egg\, fruit\, yoghurt with muesli and strawberries\, bread\, juice\, coffee or tea. \nYou will get up to five bingo cards for free. \nYou will have a chance to win some sweet bastard swag and game prizes kindly donated by our friends from Asmodee Nordics\, Spilbræt \, & Sidekick Games. \nAfter the bingo rounds you’re welcome to stay and play games. \nFamily friendly event. Suitable for everyone. \n📍 Valby Kulturhus\, Valgårdsvej 4\, 2500 København \nBook your spot in advance here: https://bastardcafe.dk/product/bastard-breakfast-bingo-14th-march/
URL:https://bastardcafe.dk/event/breakfast-bingo-in-valby/
LOCATION:Bastard Café Valby\, Valgårdsvej 4\, Valby\, 2500\, Denmark
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SUMMARY:The HEAT is on! - IN HUSET
DESCRIPTION:Start your engines. \nJoin our monthly HEAT racing night where players compete on official and fan-made tracks. Whether you’re a seasoned racer or a curious newcomer\, our Game Gurus will help you get started. \nFree event. Suitable for everyone. \nhttps://www.facebook.com/groups/282752234484427/ \n📍 Huset Kulturhus\, Rådhusstræde 13\, 1466 København K
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